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  • I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

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    "The Simpsons/ The Old Man and the Lisa". Animation, Comedy, 1997.

  • You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

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  • I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

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    "The Simpsons (Classic): 'Homer's Phobia'" by Dennis Perkins, tv.avclub.com. February 8, 2015.

  • English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

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    "The Simpsons: The Way We Was". TV Series, www.imdb.com. January 31, 1991.

  • Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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    "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". "The Simpsons". Season 4, Episode 1: "Kamp Krusty", www.imdb.com. September 24, 1992.

  • I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

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  • Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

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    "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". TV Series "The Simpsons" ("Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1989– ).

  • When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

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  • Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

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    "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". "The Simpsons. Treehouse of Horror IV", www.imdb.com. 1993.

  • How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

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    "Why a Homer Simpson philosophy course isn’t as strange as it sounds" by Anna Leszkiewicz, www.newstatesman.com. November 16, 2016.

  • Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

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    "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". "The Simpsons (TV Series): Marge vs. the Monorail", www.imdb.com.

  • But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

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  • Homer no function beer well without.

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  • When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

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  • It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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  • You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

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Matt Groening

  • Born: February 15, 1954
  • Occupation: Cartoonist
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