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Quotes › Authors › L › Lyndon B. Johnson › If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and
  • If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room.

    Lyndon B. Johnson: If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room.
    Lyndon B. Johnson
    2076
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