Lee Trevino Quotes About Golf
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You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
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I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
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I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.
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Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
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Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
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I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
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Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
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I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.
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Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
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There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
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I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
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You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.
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If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
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We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
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Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
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Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
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I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
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There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
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I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
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I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
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Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
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It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
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I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.
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You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
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I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.
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If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
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