Kin Hubbard Quotes About Literature
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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It's the good loser who finally loses out.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
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Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
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Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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