Jon Lajoie Quotes

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  • Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.

    Tree   Pussy   Helping  
    Song: Very Super Famous
  • Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself

    Eye   Fake   Dumb  
  • John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded.

    Kings   Order   People  
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