Johnny Knoxville Quotes
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I'm just basking in the glory.
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I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
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If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
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I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
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What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
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But I can still lick the spoon!
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I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
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Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.
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Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.
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My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
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A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
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People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
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I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
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I don't care what other people think.
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I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
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I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
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It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
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You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
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I love Louisiana. It's amazing.
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I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
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I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
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I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
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People go to car races to watch the crashes.
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I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
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Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
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I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
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A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.
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People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.
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It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
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What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!
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