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  • Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

  • I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

  • A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

  • My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.

  • You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

  • You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

  • I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

  • Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

    Girl   Mom   Morning  
    "Fictional character: Tommy DeVito". "Goodfellas", www.imdb.com. 1990.
  • I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

    "Fictional character: Tommy DeVito". "Goodfellas", www.imdb.com. 1990.
  • I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

  • I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

  • You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

  • Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

  • Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

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