• Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

    Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
    "Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale", www.imdb.com. 2006.