• I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

    Jerry Seinfeld: I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
    "The funny side of the street". Interview with Rick Lyman, www.theguardian.com. September 20, 2002.