• I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

    Jaroslav Hašek: I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.
    Jaroslav Hašek (1993). “The Good Soldier Švejk and His Fortunes in the World War”