Janet Evanovich Quotes
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You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?" "Everything," I said. "I just ate everything.
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When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
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She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.
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What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was here.
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Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.
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My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think
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Nice tackle, babe." Ranger
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It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli
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You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.
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I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.
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If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
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Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six
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I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur
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There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger
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You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli
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As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.
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Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.
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Saved by the grandma" Ranger
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We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
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Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later, I finally got a book published. It was hard. I had no skills. I knew nothing about the business of getting published. So I had to keep working at it.
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I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
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That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars.” “Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my budget under entertainment.
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You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget
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This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger
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I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality.
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He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
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Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.
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With the exception of dessert, food is food.
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Connie drove a silver Camry with rosary beads hanging from her rearview mirror and a Smith& Wesson stuck under the seat. No matter whatwent down, Connie was covered.
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I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
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