H. L. Mencken Quotes About Husband
-
No married woman ever trusts her husband absolutely, nor does she ever act as if she did trust him. Her utmost confidence is as wary as an American pickpocket's confidence that the policeman on the beat will stay bought.
→ -
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
→ -
Popularity--The capacity for listening sympathetically when men boast of their wives and women complain of their husbands.
→ -
The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.
→ -
Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
→ -
A woman usually respects her father, but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is of course privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him.
→ -
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
→ -
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
→ -
Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from the imbecilities of their husbands.
→ -
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
→ -
When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
→ -
Life may not be exactly pleasant, but it is at least not dull. Heave yourself into Hell today, and you may miss, tomorrow or next day, another Scopes trial, or another War to End War, or perchance a rich and buxom widow with all her first husband's clothes. There are always more Hardings hatching. I advocate hanging on as long as possible.
→ -
The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tears of other women, and a man whose wife has made off is laughed at by other men.
→ -
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
→ -
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
→ -
A wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband.
→
Related Authors
-
Jim Webb Former United States Senator -
George Bernard Shaw Playwright -
Clarence Darrow Lawyer -
Rod Dreher Writer -
Will Rogers Actor -
Mark Twain Author -
Richard Wright Author -
Ambrose Bierce Journalist -
Friedrich Nietzsche Philologist -
Albert J. Nock Author -
Theodore Dreiser Novelist -
Sinclair Lewis Novelist -
Ernest Hemingway Author -
George Jean Nathan Critic -
Robert Green Ingersoll Lawyer -
John T. Scopes Teacher -
P. J. O'Rourke Satirist -
Hunter S. Thompson Journalist -
William F. Buckley, Jr. Author -
Ayn Rand Novelist