Authors
Topics
About
Authors
:
Choose...
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Topics
:
Choose...
0-9
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Quotes
›
Authors
›
G
›
George Carlin
›
Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a
Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.
George Carlin
George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion
2978
← Prev
Next →
Topics
Ifs
Pilots
Pastel
Color
Airplane
Three
Hats
Related Authors
Kelly Carlin-McCall
Actress
Lenny Bruce
Comedian
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Ringo Starr
Musician
Steven Wright
Comedian
Lewis Black
Comedian
Bill Hicks
Comedian
Bill Cosby
Comedian
Rodney Dangerfield
Comedian
Chris Rock
Comedian
Bill Maher
Comedian
Dave Chappelle
Comedian
Alex Winter
Actor
Johnny Carson
Host
Larry the Cable Guy
Comedian
Sam Kinison
Comedian
Steve Martin
Actor
Bill Burr
Comedian
Richard Pryor
Comedian
Mitch Hedberg
Comedian
Popular Topics
Having A Positive Attitude
Old Values
Natural Justice
Eva Peron
Best Dad
Passionate Woman
Standardized Testing
Nice Feeling
Forgery
Dukes Of Hazzard
Sore Throat
Daily Experience
Festivals
Expressing Love
Intoxication
Familiar Faces
Rotation
Howlin Wolf
Joys Of Motherhood
Race Riots
Authors
Topics
About Us
Contact Us
Terms
Privacy Policy