• I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

    Ellen DeGeneres: I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.
    "Ellen DeGeneres: Nice Girls Finish First". Interview with David Hochman, www.goodhousekeeping.com. September 10, 2011.