E. W. Howe Quotes About Funny
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No man's credit is ever as good as his money.
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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
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Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
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None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
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Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.
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