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Quotes › Authors › D › Dorothy Parker › Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful.
  • Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.

    Dorothy Parker: Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
    Dorothy Parker
    "Resume" l. 5 (1926)
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