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Quotes › Authors › D › Demetri Martin › I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which
  • I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

    Demetri Martin: I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
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