Coolio Quotes About Food

• Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

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  Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.15, Simon and Schuster

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• On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

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• This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

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  Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.96, Simon and Schuster

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• Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

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  Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

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• Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

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  Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.33, Simon and Schuster

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• Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

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