Chelsea Handler Quotes About Dating
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Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
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When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?
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My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.
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The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.
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I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
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According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.
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