ᐅ I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. – Bo Burnham | QuotesTrue.com

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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

Bo Burnham

Song: Ironic, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

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