Bill Maher Quotes About Religion
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I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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If the bible myth of Jonah in the whale and the Mother Goose myth of Jack and the Beanstalk were switched at birth so that Jack in the Beanstalk were in the bible, do you think any child would notice?
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and elevate it are intellectual slaveholders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction.
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This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.
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If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.
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Rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price.
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If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve their own interests. If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them.
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Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at sex itself.
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I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.
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