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Quotes › Authors › A › Anthony Jeselnik › You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out o
  • You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.

    Anthony Jeselnik: You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.
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