Amy Sedaris Quotes About Witchcraft

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  • I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

    Kitchen   Magic   Use  
  • Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.

    Baby   Thinking   Order  
    "Wigfield". Book by Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert, 2003.
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